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Post by Doompickle on Apr 26, 2024 7:07:12 GMT -7
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
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Post by Doompickle on Apr 29, 2024 6:53:03 GMT -7
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.
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Post by Doompickle on Apr 30, 2024 7:06:20 GMT -7
What’s a dog’s favorite homework assignment? A lab report.
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Post by Doompickle on May 1, 2024 7:34:23 GMT -7
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
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Post by Doompickle on May 2, 2024 6:58:39 GMT -7
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel, so I knock knocked.
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Post by Doompickle on May 3, 2024 6:03:58 GMT -7
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alabama. Anybody with you? Nope. I’m Alabama self.
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Post by Doompickle on May 6, 2024 6:39:33 GMT -7
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ayatollah. Ayatollah who? Ayatollah you already.
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Post by Doompickle on May 7, 2024 7:05:26 GMT -7
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.
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Post by Doompickle on May 8, 2024 7:06:22 GMT -7
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
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Post by Doompickle on May 9, 2024 6:52:12 GMT -7
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
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Post by Doompickle on May 10, 2024 6:31:12 GMT -7
What’s Forrest Gump’s password. 1Forrest1.
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Post by Doompickle on May 13, 2024 8:05:36 GMT -7
Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.
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Post by Doompickle on May 14, 2024 8:03:05 GMT -7
Why did Marie Curie stop dating that guy? There was no chemistry.
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Post by Doompickle on May 15, 2024 7:15:25 GMT -7
Did you hear about the nurse who didn’t want to become a doctor? She didn’t have the patients.
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Post by Doompickle on May 16, 2024 6:43:02 GMT -7
How did Vikings communicate with one another? By Norse code.
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